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Squirrels go nuts on crack (addicts hide drugs in gardens; our furry friends dig it up)The Sun (U.K.); ^ | October 7, 2005 | VIRGINIA WHEELER
Posted on 10/08/2005 5:00:44 PM PDT by Stoat
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By VIRGINIA WHEELER SQUIRRELS are getting hooked on crack cocaine — hidden by addicts in gardens. They are digging up the stashes and eating the mega-addictive drug, which comes in small chunks. Several have been spotted behaving bizarrely in Brixton, South London, since a police blitz against pushers and users. One resident said: “My neighbour said dealers had used my garden to hide crack. “Just an hour earlier I’d seen a squirrel digging in the flower-beds. “It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot, but it kept on desperately digging. It seems a strange thing to say, but it seemed to know what it was looking for.” Other residents have seen squirrels become unusually aggressive. The RSPCA said: “These animals are big foragers. They are attracted by smell and will dig up what they fancy. “If a squirrel did open a bag of crack and start consuming it there is no doubt it would die pretty quickly.” Crack squirrels are a recognised problem in America. They are common in parks used by addicts in New York and Washington DC. They have been known to attack park visitors in their search for a fix. |
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They also go coo coo for cocoa puffs.
I guess they moved past Clusters.
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That has to be the funniest sentence I have ever read!
I've lived outside the U.S. but I am still surprised by some of the things people in other countries believe about us!
heh. Ping.
'recognized us phenomena'
But when you run google searches, they're all UK links
How does a squirrels eyes look bloodshot?
Did they test the squirrels to see if they were on this stuff?
I'll start worrying about addicted squirrels when they approach me with a weapon and ask me for money to support their habit.
I'll worry even more when some liberal animal lovers want to start some government programs to help the squirrels break their habits.
It appears that squirrels have been observed digging up and eating the crack, and then acting strangely and aggressively. From this an inference has been made.
I'm not aware of any Government testing programs or treatment programs, no Betty Ford Clinics for squirrels, but just wait, it will all come in time.
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Alright; THAT part shouldn't surprise me. I lived in the UK. The funny thing was hearing some of the British civil servants on the U.S. Air Force base (RAF Lakenheath) criticizing the U.S. and it's policies.
I strongly believe in freedom of speech but these folks were extremely anti-American. They were hired by the British Ministry of Defense.
Can you imagine the looks I got when I suggested they protest by refusing their pay check?
Then I suggested they ask to be transfered to a British base. They told me to mind my own @#$% business. Due to their access they were allowed to use many of the base facilities. They really liked our 'Perks' (when you bring a lot of young adults to another country the quality of life is important. You have to give them some familiar things).
Fortunately they were in the minority. Most of the MOD folks were cool! Sorry for going so far off topic..
Yes and as Chevy Chase once said they tend to play with there nuts instead of eating them. :)
Did they test the squirrels to see if they were on this stuff?
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Yes. It ain't easy to get a squirrel to pee in a cup.
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Did they test the squirrels to see if they were on this stuff?
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Yes. It ain't easy to get a squirrel to pee in a cup.
That's essentially what's already happening. When they eat it and then become aggressive. it sounds similar to an addict attacking you or holding you up with a gun. Any rodent bite can be very serious and even life-threatening, particularly for older folks who might be relaxing on a public park bench or working in their gardens.
I'll worry even more when some liberal animal lovers want to start some government programs to help the squirrels break their habits.
It's only a matter of time before this happens.
I'm not a 'stay on topic' Fascist. Your posts are interesting and appreciated.
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